If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will program
your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus
will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer.
(For goodness sake man are you listening?!?!)
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to
run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone
loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active
verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which
grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your
skim milk with whole milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.** And if you don't send this to 5000
people in 20 seconds, you'll hiccup next time you're making love.
send send send send send................