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Temperature and Lawyers

Fahrenheit 60: -- Californians put on sweaters
50: -- Miami residents turn on the heat
40: -- Minnesotans go swimming
35: -- Italian cars don't start
30: -- You plan your vacation to Australia; Minnesotans put on T-shirts.
25: -- Californians weep pitiably; Canadians go swimming
15: -- French cars don't start.
5: -- You plan your vacation in Houston. American cars don't start.
0: -- Too cold to ice skate. Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10: --German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15: --You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist
-20: --Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start
-25: --You plan a two-week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start
-30: --Californians disappear Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweaters.
-40: --Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50: --Congressional hot air freeze. Alaskans close bathroom windows
-80: --Hell freezes over. Polar bears move south
-90: --Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

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