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Two nuns, Sister Phyllis and Sister Mary Lou, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Lou. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Phyllis. Sister Mary Lou switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Phyllis.

Sister Mary Lou turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Mary Lou.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Phyllis.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Mary Lou. She opens the window and shouts,
"Get the fuck off our car!"