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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?"

In a calm, soothing voice, the operator says, "Just take it easy, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...then a gunshot is heard.

Bubba's friend comes back on the line and says, "Ok, now what?"

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