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STILL MORE CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir.

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Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to help cripple children.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

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Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. ...prayer and medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off old clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm, Please use the back door.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement on Friday at 7 pm. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

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AND FINALLY...

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."

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